Warhammer is synonymous with delay. Look up delay in the dictionary and there you'll see it, next to Duke Nukem Forever is Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning. Nothing but delays, all the time -- delay, delay, delayed again. Would you like another delay because we got one for you? Say, Waaaaaagh! If that isn't enough whining; fate has been cruel to those waiting for any new information as the promised weekly Warhammer Beta updates aren't weekly, weak maybe, but not weekly. I'll cut EA Mythic some slack given the rocky climate surrounding EA's conglomeration over the past month. So, let's see how far the different development teams are progressing since the last time they checked in. You can skip ahead and read the direct transcript from the Warhammer Herald, or feel free to continue after the jump and check-out my fabulous rehash. I added a few crappy dick jokes at the end, because well, I'm crazy.

The RvR team, that's short for realm versus realm, checks in and reports that the elf scenarios are well under way with the first seven in various levels of polish. ("Put a lens flare on his armpit man, not enough shine there and we can turn it into a special armpit blind ability against the snobby elves.") Three of the seven scenarios are looking good, along with some new scenarios for the Empire and Chaos zones. The team is using the feedback from beta and equalizing run times between the realms. This week the team is focusing on ways to make the access to scenario queues accessible and user-friendly, while still keeping it immersive. How should they accomplish this task? I'm thinking a PvP button, or maybe a slot machine in the game to see who gets in faster. I won, I won! I can actually play RvR!